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I sleep with a newly married couple in front of their friends

Watch me play with his cock in front of his new wife.

What a fucking ingrate I can be at times. Having worked so hard to get to the position of being able to work full time with nekkid lay-dees and lounge by villa pools, I’m now going to say how nice it is that Ibiza is finished for the year. Finished only in that there’s no more shoots to do and I’m now back in the UK processing the tonnes of content into something that’ll fit on the internet. It’s not that I’m ungrateful really, its just that its damn hard work. The final trip this year was 23 days, with a shoot scheduled for every single day. The only time off I got was when a model would fail to show up - Which only happened four(?) times. Now factor in to the equation that most of the girls were total newbies - such as the Faron above - and suddenly its all quite hard work. Something, if I’m honest, I’m not that used to.

So what are the scores on the doors for this years Si’biza (pronounced Si-beee-tha or maybe Si-beee-za if you’re German!) The grand totals are pretty astounding - 20 new girls, all new and un-seen elsewhere. Somewhere in the region of 50,000 images (un-edited, but thats still a lot) and about 5 hours of video (again un-edited) The RAW images more or less fill four hard drives - thats 2 Terabytes of boobs and blue skys!

But success in porn isn’t measured in numbers (unless we’re talking INCHES!) its all about the quality, and I do think we’ve hit the nail on the head, we know from your feedback the kind of things that you like. - No implants, girls with hair, girls without hair. Less artys fartys floating about on beaches at sunset, and a lot more concentration on just shooting hot girls being proper rude. You know, doing the kind of large dildo self-buggery we’ve all come to love and expect from Simonscans.

As with all years its a mixed bag - we have at least 5 real grade A stunners, with a little bit of something for everyone from there on down. We got large breasted blue-eyed blondes, we got smouldering, dusky maidens. We have hot club dancers from Pacha and Mannumission. We even have your actual, slightly psychotic, space cadet club bunnies - posing only to pay for new glow sticks and reflective techno trousers!

As you may have noticed from this weeks updates we’re doing our best to add new girls every day this week - and I’m going to add a load more blog entries of some of the highlights as I run through sorting out the sets for the site over the next few days.

Theres plenty of solo girl sites featuring girls who surf, or girls in high school or any number of very all american activities. (Uusally being done by girls from Pornoslavia! There I go, bitching again!) But how many are there in LONDON? Well, I think its just me! So, Hi, my name is Ruth and I'll be getting naked for you very shortly...

I enjoy a 6 girl gangbang with some of my hotwife friends.

Watch us lick and finger each other to orgasm in front of a drunken audience set in a seedy hotel room.

Strictly speaking Ellie isn’t an Ibiza girl - We found her in the UK and she was more than happy to come out to shoot in Spain. We really think she’s something special, it’s not that often we get a new girl who has that extra twinkle in her eye that says “Go on, ask me, I’ll say yes!” And Ellie certainly does.

Think about it for one second. A guy you’ve never met asks you to jump on a plane, to a place you’ve never been before, with the promise of work and pay. You’d probably think twice if that work was being a PA or a cook or something. But what if it was porn? Bet you’d think at least twice… and then not show up at the airport, and move, and change your phone number.

So when she DID turn up in arrivals we were very relieved and pleasantly surprised.

Our faith in her was rewarded in many ways. Not only did she get all the Pizza and beer she could ever wish for, we let her jump Shelby’s bones and do her good and proper…. and up the bum too. Aren’t we nice?

 

Mini Me (Verne Troyer) Sex Tape

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Ibiza is famous for its clubs and beaches full of great looking girls but have you ever wondered what those girls do to pay for a summer in the sun? Ever looked at a girl on beach and thought even that string bikini shes wearing is waaaaay to much clothing? Well, thanks to Simonscans 4th annual visit to the island you now know how they pay the rent AND get to see them naked!

Lesbian milf sex.

Watch us lick, finger & masturbate each others pussies with vibrators to orgasm in front of a drunken audience set in a seedy hotel room.

Tree porn. It’s great if you have a woody!

OK, Joking aside, I get a fair amount of stick from members over these shoots. “Why can’t every set be pure filth, with anal gapes and multi dildo abuse of every hole in every set?” Well, for a start, the girls are people to, and making them feel a little loved and shiny by trying to take some pretty pictures of them, not only makes them happy, it usually results in them returning the favour and going the extra mile, or should I say inch, when it comes to the real work of the day. IE, the porn that you do like
The other reason is even more simple. None of them can really face a full day of nothing but dildo action, they’re not only people, they’re human too, and too much action would leave them raw! Lube or no lube dealing with the vaguely less blunt end of dildo the size of two coke cans on top of each other is a bit of a task. Do it too many times in one day, and we have to drive the poor girl home with towels on the car seats!

So, to mix things up a bit, and let you see all aspects of the girl, we continue to shoot the odd set that’s a bit floaty and pretty.

Kinky panty sex with my old blue school knickers

I wore this pair when I lost my virginity on my first day at uni.

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Ibiza is famous for its clubs and beaches full of great looking girls but have you ever wondered what those girls do to pay for a summer in the sun? Ever looked at a girl on beach and thought even that string bikini shes wearing is waaaaay to much clothing? Well, thanks to Simonscans 4th annual visit to the island you now know how they pay the rent AND get to see them naked!

Ooooh, errr, that’s a biggie. If there’s one thing I love as a porn guy its a full on newbie who is eager to please and not afraid of the big toys. This one has been sitting in the Simonscans magic bag for about a year with no takers, til now….

After the break, the soft stuff usually found before the break.

Wearing my old school uniform I strip then....

Masturbate my sticky snatch with a bottle...

Ibiza is famous for its clubs and beaches full of great looking girls but have you ever wondered what those girls do to pay for a summer in the sun? Ever looked at a girl on beach and thought even that string bikini shes wearing is waaaaay to much clothing? Well, thanks to Simonscans 4th annual visit to the island you now know how they pay the rent AND get to see them naked!

When Linda turned up at the door we did a real double take. Is she todays model or Amy Winehouse? The resemblance is striking to say the least. Looks only though as Linda isn’t drunk and didn’t fight any of us. Phew.

Ketia at times has a slightly baffled look about her. That might be because she speaks not a word of English, being a native of Latvia or Lithuania - not sure which as Simon's notes are as dyslexic as ever. Even though we're used to dealing with non-English models, they're usually pros so there's not usually much that needs to be said, but Ketia is a total newbie, so we didn't even have the common languages of filth and photography in which to communicate!.

No hard sell. This is what simonscans is all about. We shoot the best quality images of girls on the net. We only shoot fun, happy girls who are willing to be about as rude as a girl can get on her own (or maybe with a girlfriend). When you see the images you will know we dont skimp on quality, and with 10 huge updates each week, with an average of 150 shots in each set you will see that we dont skimp on quantity either! Our content isn't just exclusive - we shoot it all ourselves - nothing is bought in, videos and photo sets are produced entirely by us - that way we get the quality you want!

I Kinky bisexual foot fucking with my horny lesbian lover Jade from Canada...

No hard sell. This is what simonscans is all about. We shoot the best quality images of girls on the net. We only shoot fun, happy girls who are willing to be about as rude as a girl can get on her own (or maybe with a girlfriend). When you see the images you will know we dont skimp on quality, and with 10 huge updates each week, with an average of 150 shots in each set you will see that we dont skimp on quantity either! Our content isn't just exclusive - we shoot it all ourselves - nothing is bought in, videos and photo sets are produced entirely by us - that way we get the quality you want!

We love Ibiza. When it fails it crashes and burns in the most horrific fashion, but when it works, there's nothing like it. Dahlia is that most elusive of things - A Spanish model. Anyone who's ever been to Spain will tell you one thing; Spanish girls are hot. But why then do so few of them end up on the modelling circuit? Anyway, She's the real deal so enjoy!

No hard sell. This is what simonscans is all about. We shoot the best quality images of girls on the net. We only shoot fun, happy girls who are willing to be about as rude as a girl can get on her own (or maybe with a girlfriend). When you see the images you will know we dont skimp on quality, and with 10 huge updates each week, with an average of 150 shots in each set you will see that we dont skimp on quantity either! Our content isn't just exclusive - we shoot it all ourselves - nothing is bought in, videos and photo sets are produced entirely by us - that way we get the quality you want!

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Ellie

Striptease and booby play before......

I take both my asshole and pussy hole with a double ended dildo..

After posting up the snap shot of Linda on the sofa yesterday I thought, nah, it just doesn’t do her justice, so lets have another bash. As you can plainly see, Linda has a very impressive pair of legs, long and thin with that perfect triangular gap right at the top between her thighs and her lady bits.

If you are a regular you’ll also be a little taken aback by her outfit - normally I run screaming from the whole black and red stocking/suspender malarkey, but in this case, as it seems 100% appropriate, I didn’t. It works, and works well, so this time around I have no complaints - But don’t ask me to shoot any 4 foot 4 inch Hornswoggle gals in sussys, cause I won’t, they look poop and that’s the end of it.

It should say on the packet reserved for tall slim vamp use only!

No hard sell. This is what simonscans is all about. We shoot the best quality images of girls on the net. We only shoot fun, happy girls who are willing to be about as rude as a girl can get on her own (or maybe with a girlfriend). When you see the images you will know we dont skimp on quality, and with 10 huge updates each week, with an average of 150 shots in each set you will see that we dont skimp on quantity either! Our content isn't just exclusive - we shoot it all ourselves - nothing is bought in, videos and photo sets are produced entirely by us - that way we get the quality you want!

For my money Brooke is one of the best looking girls on the site, that she's also one of the rudest, particularly in the 2 girl video just makes things even better. Unlike a lot of professional models brooke is an amateur in the best possible way - She does everything for real and cause she likes it.

No hard sell. This is what simonscans is all about. We shoot the best quality images of girls on the net. We only shoot fun, happy girls who are willing to be about as rude as a girl can get on her own (or maybe with a girlfriend). When you see the images you will know we dont skimp on quality, and with 10 huge updates each week, with an average of 150 shots in each set you will see that we dont skimp on quantity either! Our content isn't just exclusive - we shoot it all ourselves - nothing is bought in, videos and photo sets are produced entirely by us - that way we get the quality you want!

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Or maybe green eggs and ham? I’ll go with the fox. Meet Leoni one of the first new models of the year. January and February are pretty quiet - everyone is getting over some for of xmas excess, the weather is all mucky, and generally no one is in the mood. So, queue a really perky new model turning up right when I least expected it. First shoots after a long lay off are quite fun, not least because the model clothes bag has probably been added to more than once since the last shoot, so there’s a huge selection of bits and bobs to try on and play with. Leoni thought we were joking when we said keep the socks on…

Probably the find of the year, certainly the find of the summer season, Jenna is without doubt a real star. She has it all, a great body, great boobs, a perfect smile, and to top it off she's not afraid to be rude. When we find a great girl we always do the same thing; shoot her till she begs for a break, so it'll come as no surprise to you that there are over 30 sets of this girl in the can already, with more planned.

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Ibiza is famous for its clubs and beaches full of great looking girls but have you ever wondered what those girls do to pay for a summer in the sun? Ever looked at a girl on beach and thought even that string bikini shes wearing is waaaaay to much clothing? Well, thanks to Simonscans 4th annual visit to the island you now know how they pay the rent AND get to see them naked!

It really has been a fantastic year in Ibiza. if we'd just found one girl of Haydens quality we'd have been happy, but we found more. Jenna, Molly and Dahlia jump instantly to mind, but there are others....

No hard sell. This is what simonscans is all about. We shoot the best quality images of girls on the net. We only shoot fun, happy girls who are willing to be about as rude as a girl can get on her own (or maybe with a girlfriend). When you see the images you will know we dont skimp on quality, and with 10 huge updates each week, with an average of 150 shots in each set you will see that we dont skimp on quantity either! Our content isn't just exclusive - we shoot it all ourselves - nothing is bought in, videos and photo sets are produced entirely by us - that way we get the quality you want!

Probably the find of the year, certainly the find of the summer season, Jenna is without doubt a real star. She has it all, a great body, great boobs, a perfect smile, and to top it off she's not afraid to be rude. When we find a great girl we always do the same thing; shoot her till she begs for a break, so it'll come as no surprise to you that there are over 30 sets of this girl in the can already, with more planned.

No hard sell. This is what simonscans is all about. We shoot the best quality images of girls on the net. We only shoot fun, happy girls who are willing to be about as rude as a girl can get on her own (or maybe with a girlfriend). When you see the images you will know we dont skimp on quality, and with 10 huge updates each week, with an average of 150 shots in each set you will see that we dont skimp on quantity either! Our content isn't just exclusive - we shoot it all ourselves - nothing is bought in, videos and photo sets are produced entirely by us - that way we get the quality you want!

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